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    And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra. Stan returns home with the wrong thermos and exposes the family to hazardous material, causing them to think they only have 24 hours to live.

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